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1) Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
Ans: A MOTI-WAITING.
2) Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance
than to improve their minds?
Ans: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
3) 2 seater plane crashed in a kabristan in Ludiana. Next day headlines
came ‘Hawai jahaj gira, sardaro ne 250 laashe dhoond nikali. Aur talash
jaari hai!
4) Kartara sing: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday?
Jeeto sing (very thoughtfully): Sunday.Monday is a weekday.
5) Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to
exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW! ! !
6) Santa sing while riding cycle suddenly hit a girl!
Girl: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha ! !
Santa: poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
7) Q: Which is the shortest joke?
Ans: Santa sing and Banta sing playing chess.
8) Why is Santa sing not sleeping with his wife?
Because somebody told him that it’s wrong to sleep with a
Married woman.
9) Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Ram: Sir, my mother and father got married on the SAME DAY,
SAME TIME.
10) Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against
Mother tongue?
Santa: Very long.
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