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Joke


Posted Date: 30 Oct 2007    Resource Type: Articles/Knowledge Sharing    Category: Entertainments

Posted By: Arun Jadhav       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 3



The Indians and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile.

Afterward, the India team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action. The consultant's finding:

The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the Indian team had one person rowing and eight people steering.

After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the Indian team.

So as race day neared again the following year, the Indian team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The next year, the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the indian corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.




Responses

Author: Jyothi    31 Oct 2007Member Level: Diamond   Points : 3
Hi Arun,

Thanks for making us to laugh.

Its looking funny, but it is the fate of Indians.

We have to try to re-organise the whole country. That is also possible only by youth who are clever, hot blooded, sincere, honest and faithful to the nation.

Regards,
Jyothi.


Author: Arun Jadhav    31 Oct 2007Member Level: Diamond   Points : 3
Hi Jhothi
another good joke,

Sardar in Library

Sardar was in a library, thought it's a hotel and loudly orderd "1 LASSI LANA".
A man says "This is library".
Sardar appologozes and whispers very slowly "1 LASSI LANA"


Author: Arun Jadhav    08 Dec 2007Member Level: Diamond   Points : 5
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years

Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I
can stay up by myself.


Author: Lenin    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
I like your active participation in 2007; but y u r not involving much in 2008, as i am not frequently finding any posts;
can you share what happened here?
Any problem.
Feel free to say , as this may be a direction for us shape our future



Author: Lenin    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
I like your active participation in 2007; but y u r not involving much in 2008, as i am not frequently finding any posts;
can you share what happened here?
Any problem.
Feel free to say , as this may be a direction for us shape our future

BEst regards,
Lenin


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