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Posted Date: 24 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: neyha Member Level: Diamond
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Q. Why can't you tell a joke while ice skating?
A. The ice might crack up

Q What is the main difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito

Q How do you stop a charging elephant?
A Take away its credit card.

Q What do you call a man who makes face everday?
A A clockmaker

Patient : Doctor, I have only 59 seconds to live
Doctor : Just a minute

Rahul : I bathe 10-12 times in summer and 4-5 times in winter
Sanjay : How can you bathe 12 times daily?
Rahul : Oh no !I bathe 10-12 times in the entire summer season

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