A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )
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| Author: m.v. subba raju 24 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Good Joke.
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| Author: J.Jerome Jernix 25 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Very nice
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| Author: Sra1 26 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
good..
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| Author: bharath sudar 28 May 2008 | Member Level: Platinum Points : 2 |
HA HA HA )))) ITS NICE YAAR
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Nice Joke. Keep posting more Funny Jokes.
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