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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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| Author: Sree.... 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
NICE CALCULATION....
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| Author: bharath sudar 28 May 2008 | Member Level: Platinum Points : 2 |
THIS IS NOT FINE
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| Author: sreemol sreedhar 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
I had a good laugh.. Thanks
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| Author: Sidharth 14 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Nice article, amazing calcultions..... You are good at maths... Aren't you ?
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| Author: Raghav 16 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Very good calculations Saranya. it is really very funny and really enjoyed a lot. Nice Article Saranya. Keep it up and try to post more and more articles like this to entertain our members. Hope all members enjoyed this calculations.
Raghav
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