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sardarji jokes

Posted Date: 28 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: Vellamji Member Level: Gold
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Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone

Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!

Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy¡.he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.

Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.

Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.

Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A. The back of his head.

Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.

Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.

Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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