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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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| Author: Jyothi 02 Nov 2007 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 5 |
Hi Arun,
See my answers below for some of your questions.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
When the batteries are weak, if we press the buttons hard, the remote controller will get at least 2-3 signals. If it fails to follow one signal, it can follow second or third signal.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
The minimum balance which Bankers prefer to have in our account, is the administration expenses. That is like a fee to have our account in their bank.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Because of the difference between counting the stars and touch & feel the paint i.e. they cannot count each and every star and confirm that you are telling true, but they can touch, feel and tell that you are telling lie in case of paint.
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
The basic characteristic of Glue is to stick; hence it will stick to the bottle also.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
If they have not used sterilized needles, even lethal injection gets infected.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Because they don't have barber shops in Jungle.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Bullets are less in weight compare to revolver.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
It’s similar reason, why two wheeler riders are wearing helmets.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
It’s definitely not mine.
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
The balance apes are evolved by people.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
The sale of mattresses will stop, when people completely stop to sleep.
Am I correct?
Regards,
Jyothi.
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| Author: Arun Jadhav 02 Nov 2007 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi Jyothi,
You are brilliant. Thank you for your answers.
Regards
Arun
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| Author: Lenin 06 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
I like your active participation in 2007; but y u r not involving much in 2008, as i am not frequently finding any posts;
can you share what happened here?
Any problem.
Feel free to say , as this may be a direction for us shape our future
BEst regards,
Lenin
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