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Indian Hinglish
Posted Date: 29 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: ajoy Member Level: Silver
Rating:  Points: 2
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I talk, he talk, Why do you middle middle talk?
"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"
"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "
"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "
"Don't talk like that in front of my back "
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married : "Well, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her ."
Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
"Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "
A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your rate is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every year!"
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