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Laugh a Little?
Posted Date: 29 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: Ravindranath Member Level: Gold Rating: Points: 2
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>>> A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces> height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and > shouts,> 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an> hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'>>>> The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering> approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees> North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'>>>> 'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.>>>> 'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'>>>> 'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically> correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact > is> I am still lost.'>>>> The man below says, "You must be a project manager.">>>> 'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'>>>> 'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are> going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you> expect me to solve your problem.'>>>>>>
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 | Very Nice Joke. Keep posting more jokes.
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