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PROFESSSORS DEFINITION OF KISS!!


Posted Date: 02 Nov 2007    Resource Type: Articles/Knowledge Sharing    Category: Entertainments

Posted By: dominicyuvan       Member Level: Silver
Rating:     Points: 3



Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.


Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.


Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.


Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.


Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.


Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.


Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.


Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.


Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.


Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.





Responses

Author: Jose Mathew    02 Nov 2007Member Level: Platinum   Points : 2
Hi dominicyuvan,

Interesting definition of Kiss. Here I have a Special kiss.

Prof. Information Technology (IT): One hundred 'click' is equal to one kiss.
With regards
Jose Mathew


Author: sukirti    18 Nov 2007Member Level: Bronze   Points : 3
professors have to say everything professionally so its all rite if they define kiss the way they explain any other term.....so thats y professors are like this only....you cant help it ....lolz.....by the way its very nice


Author: Karpagam    09 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Ahh..... How many definitions for a kiss? I feel very bad for not meeting any of those professors in my academic. Anyway it’s good one to laugh. Keep contributing more to ISC.

Regards,
Karpagam.



Author: Lenin    10 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
various definitions for kiss , but Jose is much different


Author: Krish    10 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
The KISS principle (acronym for "Keep It Simple, Stupid") states that design simplicity should be a key goal and unnecessary complexity avoided.


Author: Akash Kamal    07 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
I have read these definitions a long ago in my childhood.but those days were full of innocence.i was wondering that,a kiss is a blessing,which my mother use to spot on my fore head,before i leave to the school or playing ground or any competitive field ¡but now,there are some changes in my thoughts.kiss do have different charms.different feelings in different circumstances.ah ¡myself could hardly define a kiss.so,lips sealed...


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