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M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student?
Posted Date: 30 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: Ravindranath Member Level: Gold
Rating:  Points: 2
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M.B.A
Student (vs) B.E Student
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and
fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"
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