The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web

Posted Date: 30 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: b.thirumaya prabhu Member Level: Gold
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10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

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Author: students 31 May 2008

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Very Nice Joke. Keep posting more jokes.

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