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Sardar-"Don't look at me"


Posted Date: 02 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes

Posted By: mohan       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 1



A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardar were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I
get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha
one more time, I'm jumping too."


The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his
death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as
well.


At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I
didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.

Scroll down for her answer



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The sardaar's wife said,

"Don't look at me.

He makes his own lunch."






Responses

Author: bharath sudar     02 Jun 2008Member Level: Platinum   Points : 0
hahaha that's nice



Author: mohan    02 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
I Donno, why Sardar will highlites any were.


Author: prasanna    02 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Nice joke,it will remove tension,keep it up.


Author: mohan    03 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
OK I will do..


Author: neyha    03 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
hey that was a good one.It had an unexpected ending.I wasn't gusssing it to end like this


Author: hari    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
ha ha very very funny


Author: Lenin    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
A very nice joke man.
But i feel............
posting jokes in name of sardar or in the character of sardar may hurt the real sardar groups.
ISC Must take care and should proceed with corrective actions.


Author: Sra1    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
hahhaa .. good one .. enjoyed


Author: Karpagam    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Thank you lenin. Good suggestion. Posting sardar jokes will really hurt them. As an Indian we should not do that. ISC should take steps to avoid it.


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