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Posted Date: 02 Jun 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Funny News
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Posted By: sudha Member Level: Bronze
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Hi All
Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man).
In case it is a female reading this, then just realize the value of a man;
In case the reader is a male...........What can one say!!!!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Bhagawan appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Bhagawan went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Bhagawanagain went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Bhagawanasked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Bhagawanwent down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Bhagawanasked..
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Bhagawanwas pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Bhagawanagain appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Bhagawan, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Bhagawanwent down into the water and came up withDEEPIKA PADUKONE "Is this your wife?" the Bhagawanasked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Bhagawanwas furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to DEEPIKA PADUKONE , You would have come up with LARA DUTTA . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Bhagawan, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes toDEEPIKA PADUKONE."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!
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