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2 Dost Suicide karne gae,
Pahala :"Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari afrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost :"Abe tu maut maang raha ai ki KIRLOSKAR mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U ontinue to do so.
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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?
SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison let lion eat me. JJJ
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife: Honey…… What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour…??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a Person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel…."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch… " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."
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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin…!!!
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