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Never marry...


Posted Date: 04 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Others

Posted By: Girish Patil       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 2



Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .


Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.


Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.


Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.



Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.


Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.


Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.


Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.


Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.


Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.


Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY...he he he




Responses

Author: varun sharma    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Ha..Ha..Ha.. very funny....


Author: Jaydev Pawar    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
yes it's one of the joking posted in the form of languages nice one


Author: Lenin    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
gud man
i think its advise for software people.
God pls save them
Anyway i am not a software engineer.!!!!!!!!!



Author: Karpagam    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Girish,

I think you are not going to get married in this life time until you stop finding a fault in everyone (girl).



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