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Posted Date: 07 Jun 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: sudha Member Level: Bronze
Rating:

Points: 1

1.How do you turn soup in to gold?
-Add twenty four carrots!

2.Where did the cat go when he lost his tail?
-To the retail store!

3.How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
-Shocked!

4.What is a ghost's favourite ride at the carnival?
-Rollerghoster!

5.How do bees go to school?
-By the school buzz!

6.How did the patient get to the hospital so fast?
-He flu!

7.What did the envelope say to the stamp?
-Stick with me and we will go places!

8.why do birds fly south for the winter?
-Because its too far to walk!

9.Why was the clock sent to the principals room?
-Because he was tocking too much.

10.What did one volcano say to the other?
-I lava you!

Responses

Author: Lenin 07 Jun 2008

Member Level: Diamond Points : 1

Welcome to ISC
Your jokes are nice , but unable to laugh.Not discouraging, but FYI
Thanks
regards
Lenin

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