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Dog & coffin


Posted Date: 07 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes

Posted By: Lenin       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 1



man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a
second one about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking
in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've
never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line. Whose funeral is it?

" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What
happened to her? " !

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man replied "Join the queue ."




Responses

Author: tamil    09 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
good joke, but it takes time to undertand the last few lines, a bit impulsive


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