Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya! ~~~~~~~~~ Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Flirt karo pados wali se, Pyaar karo dilwali se, Aankh larao sali se, Aur maar khao ghar wali se. ~~~~~~~~~ Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. ~~~~~~~~~ Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
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| Author: Syed 18 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Good jokes Shresta, can you post other time in English as well,
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