Santa Singh went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
Sardar had taken the receiver.
Santa Singh : Who is speaking?
Sardar : Servant Sir.
Santa Singh : Where is the Madam?
Sardar : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa Singh : What? I am her husband came to Kashmir today.
Sardar : What can I do now sir?
Santa Singh : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Sardar : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
Santa Singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Sardar : There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa Singh : What...? No swimming pool?
Sardar : Yes Sir
Santa Singh : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
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| Author: hima 25 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
wow! good one Binesh!
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| Author: Sra1 25 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Binesh.. why people always make fun out of sardars .. even sardars are humans like us ..
One Fact: At the time of independence sardars are the one who strived hard to get our independence
please don't crack jokes on sardars .. the joke you posted above is already known to me ..but I know in other way there is no sardar involved at all.. Thanks ..
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| Author: preethi 29 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
oh lord ...play with numbers can take lifes....its really good binesh...
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