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Joke
Posted Date: 02 Jul 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: Shanthi M Member Level: Diamond
Rating:  Points: 2
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Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.
Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.
The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"
Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"
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| Author: P VELAYUDHAN. 03 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 | Good joke. The cost of the delayed response on the part of Santa was the life of Banta.
Anyway your joke reminds me of another joke-
An African General, on his visit to India, was taken to some of the Army units here. He spoke to the soldiers wherever interpreters were made available.
While speaking to one of the south Indian units, the general cracked a joke, which even the interpreter was at great difficulty to understand
Anyway when the interpreter spoke, the entire men present, burst into laughter. The visiting General was highly pleased.
While leaving, the General congratulated the unit commander. He said,"I had visited many units in many countries. I had cracked the same joke to some of these, but such response I got in none of them. Your men are really sharp. What surprised me most was that the interpreter could explain things in such few words. Your language is really great”
(The interpreter, who was also an officer, had merely said,"the general had just cracked a joke. You are all supposed to laugh. Laugh” All of them burst into laughter)
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