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Posted Date: 16 Jul 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: varun sharma Member Level: Gold
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I urgently needed a few days off work,
   but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
   I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
   he would tell me to take a few days off.
  So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
   My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
   I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
   so that the Boss would
   think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
   A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
   and asked "What are you doing?"
   I told him I was a light bulb.
   He said "You are clearly stressed out.
   Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
   I jumped down and walked out of the office.
   When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
   the Boss asked her

   "...And where do you think you're going?"



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   She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

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