School days.......(Read Fully) Posted Date: 18 Jul 2008     Resource Type: Entertainment     Category: Others Author: Gurpreet Singh Member Level: Gold     Rating: Points: 2
Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------- Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------- Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------------- Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------------- Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------------- Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------------- Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." ------------ --------- --------- ------- Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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Author: Sheikmeeran    30 Jun 2009		Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
ya joke is nice keep posting like these jokes every day and make every body happy
Author: Mala    30 Jun 2009		Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
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Author: Hafeezur Rahman P    01 Jul 2009		Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
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