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School days.......(Read Fully)


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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)





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Author: Amaresh Chandra Das    26 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
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Author: Sheikmeeran    30 Jun 2009Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
ya joke is nice keep posting like these jokes every day and make every body happy


Author: Mala    30 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi,

Nice joke and a good entertainment package. Keep posting such good jokes.

Best regards,
mala.



Author: Hafeezur Rahman P    01 Jul 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
These are nice jokes, thank you for sharing the information as such for funny service and refreshing purpose, keep it up...


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