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Last Man Standing
Posted Date: 30 Jul 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: Olufemi Member Level: Diamond
Rating:  Points: 5
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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and snoring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The Pastor had been watching him all along.
Nothing his apparent hangover, at the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of the guy. The minister says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand" the whole room stood up except, of course, the sleeping man.Then the preacher says even louder,"And he who would like find a place in hell please STAND UP!.
The weary man catching only the last part groggily stand up, only to find that he is the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he blurts out, " I don't what we're voting on here, preacher, but it seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it.
Olufemi
Nigeria
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