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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad?s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Santa: I broke lion's face,pulled tigers tail,broke cheeta's leg, i kicked elephant
Banta: after that what happened.?
Santa: Toys shop owner kicked me out of da shop
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
A motorist hit a sparrow. he took d unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water.
the sparrow woke up next morning, looked around n said,"prison, bread and water...MY GOD, HAVE I KILLED D MOTORIST??
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I have suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Santa: looking at Egyptian mummy
Banta: Look so many bandages, definitely truck accident case.
Santa: see the truck number was also written there. BC-1760!!
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Santa to Girlfriend - "Darling, I can't marry you. My family members are not accepting".
Girlfriend - How many members are there in your family.
Santa - 4 members... 1 wife and 3 children ...
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
The geography teacher is telling the children about monkeys. Suddenly he notices that Mohan is not listening. "Mohan, stop whatever it is you are doing and look at me. Otherwise you will never know what a monkey looks like!"
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
teacher: which is the oldest animal in the world?
santa: 'zebra'
teacher: shocked, how?
santa: because its still "black n white"
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| Author: Srikanta Mishra 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Tom was writing the passive voice of 'i made a mistake'
he wrote 'i was made by a mistake'
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| Author: Veeravel 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
Very Nice Jokes.. and really i just enjoyed this kind of jokes..
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| Author: Raghav 10 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Srikanth Mishra,
you have provided very good jokes. they are interesting. You should have given them as a single answer instead of giving one by one.
Raghav
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