| Author: sanjev 30 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 1 |
This is very nice..Always sardar jokes very nice.your's jokes is very nice friend..
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| Author: Pankaj Gupta 01 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
sardar ji jokes are always best.
I dont know but where ever sardar ji comes ,
he makes all of us happy.
so,
keep enjoying sardar ji jokes.
If you want to read more laughter jokes & sms,
then this is the site where you can get it.
http://www.smsjunk.com
With Best Regards
Pankaj Gupta
http://hack-pc.blogspot.com
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| Author: Pankaj Gupta 01 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
from
www.smsjunk.com
Good mornig sms:
Open ur eyes!
So that SUN can rise,
Flowers can blossom....
Birds can sing,
Because all are waiting to see ur BEAUTIFUL SMILE
Good Morning.....
Best Regards
Pankaj Gupta
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| Author: V. Karthikeyan 02 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Hi,
Sardarji jokes are always very nice. Thank you.
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| Author: Sunil 04 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together.
An Englishman came up and asked, "hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?"
The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied : "Chameli"
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, 'Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and, now clean your
****** with that!"
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| Author: Sunil 04 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet, Dr Santa Singh, who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
'Are you sure?', the distraught woman asked. 'He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?'
Dr Santa Singh paused for a moment and said, 'There is one more thing we can do.' He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.
'Well, that confirms it.' the vet announced. 'Your dog is dead.'
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, 'How much do I owe you?'
'That will be Rs.1100.' the vet replied.
'I don't believe it!!!', screamed the woman. 'What did you do that cost Rs.1100?
'Well', Dr Santa Singh replied, 'it's Rs.100 for the office visit and Rs.1000 for the cat-scan.'
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