one liners part 4 Posted Date: 20 May 2009     Resource Type: Entertainment     Category: Others Author: edwin Member Level: Silver     Rating: Points: 2

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. You may be recognized soon. Hide. Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. He who laughs last thinks slowest. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry. I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip

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