| Author: Mohammed Thameem 06 Jul 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on the way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they came across a wonder lamp. They rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. The genie said, “Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.” So the eager senior manager shouted, “I want the first wish. I want to be in Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.” Pfufffff! He was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.” Pfufffff! And he was also gone. The boss calmly said, “In times of such recession we cannot afford such pleasures. So I want both the guys back in the office after lunch at 12.35 p.m.”
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| Author: Hafeezur Rahman P 06 Jul 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Husband: Massage me at back, shoulder, hip and...
Wife: and...don't tell me the location and I knew the location where I beaten you yesterday...:-)
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