2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
Sardar and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar
1 vari ticket to le le"
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check
karna tha na"
Sardar and Computer
Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye..
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi
jaye 1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya
cheez hai?
Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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| Author: Saksham Talwar 29 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Nice jokes dude. I would suggest you to post more such jokes in ISC. I like a laugh.
Thanks for good jokes. Why not you start a blog on jokes, it would be nice.
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| Author: Sra1 29 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Hi Akhil,
Thanks for sharing .. these are very humurous I love reading all the jokes here ... but I personally feel why always sardar comes in to picture if it is a joke, heard that there will be no beggar in the streets of punjab, sardars are really great I think they help each other from problems not will not see their fellow men to beg before them .. thats the unity I like it from sardars..
Jokes are too good thanks for sharing .. do post more jokes (please this time not on sardars)
Best Regards,
Sra1
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