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One Line Quotes


Posted Date: 01 Aug 2009    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Funny News
Author: IndiraMember Level: Silver    
Rating: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5Points: 3



Nothing fails like prayer
~ Annie Laurie Gaylor

The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.
~ Anatole France

Do what you wish, as long as it harms no one. That includes yourself.
~ Wiccan Creed

Q: Mr. Haldane, what can you tell about the Creator from your study of biology?
A: The Creator, if He exists, has a special preference for beetles.
~ J. B. S. Haldane, 1892-1964, Report of lecture, 7 April 1951 in Journal of the British Interplanetary Society (1951) vol. 10, p. 156

Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate.
~ F. M. Knowles

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
~ Blaise Pascal, 1623-1662, Pense’es (1670) #894.

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.

When belief in a god dies, the god dies.
~ Harlan Ellison, Deathbird Stories

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
~ Mahatma Gandhi

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
~ Oscar Wilde







Responses

Author: Alok Sheth    01 Aug 2009Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
Here are some of more one line interesting quotes.

"All appears to change when we change." - Henri-Frederic Amiel

"When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive." - Alan Paton

"As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice." - Ironic

"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem!" - CHESTY PULLER

"War means fighting and fighting means killing" - NB Forrest

"The person that loses their conscience has nothing left worth keeping." - Izaak Walton

"Success is a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Mark Peterson

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work." -Thomas Edison

"Ignorance is the mother of devotion."
- Dean Henry Cole

Thanks

Alok Sheth


Author: Shree    25 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Beautifull and awesome


Author: Shree    25 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Beautifull and awesome.
I have also some quotes.
*knowing the world to consist of consciousness, the mind of the wise man is rapt in the thought of his universality and roams free, seeing the cosmos as space in his own consciousness.
*Even as Brahmn can change from and move at will, so amongst all beings can he change his form and move at will who is a comprehensor thereof.
*i am a happy man, indeed. I visit the pure land as often as i like, i'm there and i'm back, i'm there and i'm back .
*can earthly things seem important to him who is acquainted with the whole of eternity and the magnitude of the universe?



Author: K MOHAN    05 Nov 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
What ever seen with your naked eyes will be destroyed one day including you and me....


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