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Useful work phrases


Posted Date: 03 Sep 2009    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes
Author: nithyaMember Level: Gold    
Rating: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5Points: 2



I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.



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Author: garima jain    26 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Uplabdh Nahi Hai Jo Tere Raaj Gharane Me,
Wo Ratna Suraxit Hai Mere Man Ke Khajane Me
Tera Swapna Bhi Ak Aounsh Ka Katra Hai
Aata Hai Maja Jisko Kaliyon Ko Rulane Me !!
Chita Ko Aag Lage Aapne Dusmano Ki, Jiwo Aur Jine Do,
Piwo Aur Pine DO


Paane se khone ka maza aur hai
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai



Author: Siddharth Pani    27 Oct 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Nice and informative post. Thank you very much. Keep posting such nice posts.


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