| Author: garima jain 26 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!
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| Author: Indira 27 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Hi,
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?
Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.
Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...
Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?
Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.
Call centre girl: ???!!!
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| Author: Siddharth Pani 27 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
Good Jokes keep posting and keep all happy and chherful
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| Author: ajay k sehgal 31 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Do u Know, Where the lot of sardar ji found in a world.
yes ofcourse in jokes........
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