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Computer acronyms


Posted Date: 23 Oct 2009    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Funny News
Author: tasneemMember Level: Gold    
Rating: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5Points: 2



APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

DOS
Defective Operating System

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

SCSI
System Can't See It




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