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Absent minded professor


Posted Date: 27 Oct 2009    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes
Author: sivaramMember Level: Gold    
Rating: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5Points: 2



One morning as Professor Jones was leaving for the university his wife told her absent-minded husband, "Don't forget we are moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty."
Predictably, he didn't remember until he found the house vacated that afternoon. He mumbled to himself, "And where was it we were moving to?"
He went out in front of the house and asked a little girl, "Did you see a moving van here today, little girl?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Would you know which way it went?"
She looked up at him and said, "Yes, Daddy, I'll show you."



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Author: ajay k sehgal    31 Oct 2009Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Great joke. i want to know that did he remember his wife also or not. where did she moves for. plaese tell. if you will told me the way or address where the proffeser's wife went for.i will highly thankfull to you. because i have very urgent work with her, i also don't remember to talk her in the morning. please tell me her address very soon i shall be thankfull to you for your kind help to me.


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