|
|
.............. ......... ....
Scene 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is tidel park,chennai
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India
s/w engg 2: Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in ambatur
s/w engg 2 : Oh! ambatur. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in chennai.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.
You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in coimbatore...
He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of chennai ?
s/w engg 3 : One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the
HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
SCENE 3
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w eng g 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!
s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
SCENE 4
A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..
Father : What are you doing son ?
S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and
Chutney)
|
| Author: Ramkumar 20 Feb 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi sajith,
Nice one, enjoyed a lot, good humour.
Regards,
Ram...
|
| Author: Avdhut Sonpethkar 29 Feb 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
this is a very good one. It is very funny.
|
| Author: shoba 01 Mar 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
good & funny
|
| Author: Makiko 15 Mar 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 5 |
COPIED FROM BELOW WEBSITE
http://www.citehr.com/what-happens-if-1-rupee-45-dollars-vt70669.html
Mr.TONY PLEASE DELETE ALL COPIED CONTENTS OF THIS PERSON.
I will be sending an email of whole list of copied content by members of this site to you for immediate deletion.
Copyright infringement occurs when a person copies someone else's copyrighted items without permission. This would also include public display of a copy of copyrighted work. If you have your heart set on using someone's work, always ask permission first.
Your website can end up in vioating Copyright Infringement Law and getting banned by ISP.
|
| Author: ArunRanjith 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Its very nice
|
| Author: Shinu 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Very Useful Information
|