Jokes of this day to relaxA man came out of a polling booth after casting his vote and asked the agent whether his wife came and cast her vote. The man saw the list and told as "yes, have you not seen her?Why donot you take her with you? If you would have come just earlier, you could have seen him." The man replied,"No, She died before 5 years. But she came here to cast her vote everytime, I missed her all time. I should plan to come earlier next time".
Father:Son,what happened to your mummy, she is not uttering a single word since my return from office?
Son: Daddy, Mummy asked me to bring her lipstic bedroom, I erroneously gave her fevistick role.
Father: You are my God!
Begger:Oh, Madam, I am unable to speak,Please give something to me
Lady:Oh sorry,I am unable to here, please approach somebody
Friend1: Hey, I wish to give a good present to my lover, suggest me a good one.
Friend2: A golden ring.
Friend1:Tell something bigger
Friend2:Okey! MRF Tyre
A Man:(To a bag vendor on the railway platform)Please give me a bag, I have to catch train.
Vendor: I have no such a big bag so that to catch the train.