Jokes of this day to relaxA wife told her husband when they are leaving out of their house,to lock the house outside as his father should not come to their house as they are going to her mother's house,nearby. He told her,'okey as if I have locked your mother's house from outside?"
Party man1: Why our party leader found worried even after received Doctor award from the Government?
Party man2: His worry about no patient is coming for treatment.
Partyman 1:Why you are laughing?
Partyman 2: Our leader after acquiring Doctor award, calling the secretary as 'sister'.
Partyman 1: What is there to laugh?
Patyman 2: Because his wife only his secretary in our party!
Husband: (while eating) Oh, today the sambar and vegetables are excellant!
Wife: Okey stop it! No self pride.
Newly married wife:Why you have touched the snacks offered on the day when you came to our house to see me formally?
Husband:To avoid second shock only.