Jokes of the day to relax,pleaseWife:(to husband)what you are seeing deeply in our marriage certificate?
Huaband:Seeing whether is there any expiry date.
Once a divorce case came to court. Judge asked the wife about the reason for divorce.She told that he,husband was uttering a female name as milliga while sleeping.judge asked whether it was her name. She replied,"yes sir but he have no gut to utter my name but the name of our servant is also the same."Judge called the servant maid,narrated the case and asked whether her name is milliga. She replied yes sir but he (petitioner's husband)used to call me only as darling. Judge told that the dismissed as no proof. But both the ladies cried in same voice,"judge sahib please find out who is that third milliga".