Jokes of the day to relax,pleaseOne:(to another on seeing him fighting with his wife)Dear keep everything between four walls.
Another:So,I cannot have any way to escape. Is it not?
One:(to a sweet shopwallah)Sir,last year Deep avaliable sweets of your shop was of supertaste.
Shopwalla:We have the same sweets this year also,how much I can pack?
Guest:How do you identified that your new son in law is a deaf?
Other:On the day of Deepavali, he told why this year nobody fire crackers (amidst huge cracker sound)
Wife:I did halwas by myself but little bit hard. Taste it and tell me how is it.
Husband:Taste is super but tell this as mysoorpa