Jokes of the day to relax,pleaseToday Morning I heard an announcement in Loud Speaker ?? ?? stating that
If you invest once ? 250/-, you can sit and eat for rest of the life.
I went out with curiosity and more aspiration and saw.......
Idiot Selling plastic Chairs
Wife:(to husband)how a lucky man is called in English?
A phone voice received by a housewife telling that they are calling from a specified bank offering a credit card with 1.no renewal charges. 2.no late fee for late payment 3.no credit limit.
The wife replied, "no sir, I have my husband who simply has more facilities than what you have.