I am trying.
They were five sons of younger brother, but they fought relentlessly with sons of elder brother for the empire. Sons of the elder brother defended ferociously. Sons of the younger brother became fighters. First two sons of the elder brother became tactical genius. With the help of their maternal uncle, they surreptitiously defeated their cousins and sent them to exile. After returning, they demanded share of empire, but sons of the elder brother declined. There was a clan war, and with help from Krishna, the Chanakya of Dwapara, five brothers killed sons of the elder brother and got the kingdom. (100 words)
That is the Mahabharata.
Come on, have a fight. Don't shoot and scoot.