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    Jokes of the day to relax,please

    Jokes.

    Venkat went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
    After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
    You know why?
    Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

    On romantic date Venkat gf asks him:
    'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
    He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'

    Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
    What will come first, chicken or egg?
    what ever u order first will come first.

    Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except Venkat
    He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'

    Venkat & wife buy coffee in a shop.
    Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
    Wife: Why?
    Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.


    Manager asked Venkat at an interview.
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
    Venkat replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

    After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat asked his wife,
    Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

    Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
    Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

    Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
    and how will you escape?
    Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination.


    Teacher: "What is common between Jesus, Krishna , Gandhi and Buddha?"
    Venkat : "All are born on holidays.
  • #659517
    Good one. At times, during the hectic schedules jokes are a way to tickle your funny bone. Venkat's answers and activities are really funny though I have heard a few of them earlier.

    Especially, his rushing to Delhi to open an S.B. A/C and when he looked like a foreigner in London was amusing.

    Sankalan

    "Life is easier when you enjoy what you do"

  • #659519
    After a long time, we have seen a post from the author. The jokes are really good and giving good relaxation for us. The jokes given by the author are very good and I liked the last joke regarding the great people. Thanks to the author for the contribution.
    drrao
    always confident

  • #659524
    Ramachandran Pattabhiraman has given us many good jokes for the day to relax in the past. But the jokes he posted today are the best among all. Well done Pattabhi. With all his Ten jokes, Venkat made us laugh loudly.
    No life without Sun

  • #659527
    Very refreshing jokes. Superb.

    I found one joke in the media recently and will add it in the above series.

    Venkat and his wife came back from Kumbh in Varanasi and Venkat was telling everyone that he did not like the safety and security arrangements there. People were surprised as media was full of praise for security measures there.

    Venkat told them that there was a lot of crowd and every time he lost his wife the security persons brought her back to him.

    Knowledge is power.

  • #659531
    It's refreshing when we read such light jokes. I liked the one in which he goes to Delhi to fill the form.

    These jokes seem to be new ones as I have not heard them before.

    Sanjeev

    " It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" ... Andre Gide

  • #659543
    Nice and refreshing. Jokes are always instrumental in changing our mood and feelings. They are in fact a great amusers during breaks from work.
    Thoughts exchanged is knowledge gained.


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