Jokes of the day to relax,pleaseJokes.
Venkat went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
On romantic date Venkat gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Venkat
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
Venkat & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
Manager asked Venkat at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Venkat replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination.
Teacher: "What is common between Jesus, Krishna , Gandhi and Buddha?"
Venkat : "All are born on holidays.