Jokes to relax pleaseOne day a student asked his English teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation. For example, h in hour, honor etc?" The teacher replied that we are not ignoring but they are considered to be silent. During the lunch break, the teacher asked the same student to get her packed lunch heated from the cafeteria. The boy went silently and ate all the food and returned the empty container. The teacher asked, "What happened, I told you to heat my food but the container is empty?" The student silently replied, "madam, I thought h was silent".
One: Why there are small holes in the soapbox?
Another: I don't know.
One: If the holes are big, the soap will fall out
Judge: (to the accused): 500 rupees fine or one-month jail, which do you prefer?
Accused: Please give me 500 rupees only sir.
One mother was appreciating her son,' my son will buy a matchbox only after counting all the sticks in the box'
Another retorted,' my son is too intelligent. He will buy a matchbox only after checking whether all the sticks are burning'