Jokes to relax pleaseA husband moves out from a house by wearing his shirt in angry.
Wife: Are you going anywhere urgently?
Husband: (annoyed) Yes, going to commit suicide
Wife: Okey, take this bag with you, if you return by change of your mind, buy tomato and onion one kilo each.
One lady: (to her neighbor) Yesterday, my mother-in-law fell into the well of our house
Neighbor: Oh, then what you did?
Lady:It is not a problem, we manage as we are buying mineral water
One: Why you are beating your son?
Another: He is asking, it is raining outside whether there is any leave for online classes?
Wife:Why you are beating our son as he is studying for examination
Husband:He is studying without going to examination today