Jokes to relax pleaseOne person peeped his head into a doctor's cabin and as found no patients before doctor, he entered inside.
Doctor: Yes, come inside, sit here, extend your tongue.
(doctor started his examination over him)
Visitor suddenly got up from the stool and told, 'Sir, I come here to give invitation of my daughter's marriage.
A doctor annoyed himself as no patients are coming to him since opening the clinic. A friend came to see him and told about this. Friend laughed and told,'Nothing to worry, tomorrow onward you will have patients'. Astonished doctor asked how. Friend told,' I casually come here to see you. A hotel next to your clinic have kept a board between your clinic and hotel entrance stating that - No patients with contagious infection are allowed inside - I just met the manager of the hotel and asked to remove the board from there'.