Jokes to relax this dayNurse1: why the patient run out from operation theater?
Nurse2:He just afraid by seeing that the doctor holding a book in his hand.
Nurse1: what was the book?
Nurse2:'How to do an operation'.
Nurse:(to the attendant of an operation patient)why you say you don't want operation to your father?
Attendant:Doctor told to have patient only after three days as the carpenter and tailor available on that day only.
Doctor:(to the wife of a patient)Your husband should be in a rest with good sleeping. For that here is the tablets to be taken daily one at night.
Wife:Okey doctor I will give him correctly.
Doctor:No no the tablets are for you only.