Jokes to relax pleaseDoctor: Nurse, that patient came for eye operation, why you put bandages on his both hands?
Nurse: To stop his meddling with mobile, doctor
One lady: Why you are going to shopping in the pandemic period?
Another lady: I want to buy 320 masks for my use as to match all my sarees in the almirah.
Woman:(to a beggar at her house entrance) why you have come in the early morning, cooking itself not yet finished?
Beggar: No madam, please tell your husband to put salt at reduced level as my doctor told to control salt in food.