Jokes to relax this dayDoctor: Drink eight tumblers of water daily.
Patient: Oh! But we have only four tumblers at our house.
Patient: Doctor, why have you postponed the operation for tomorrow?
Doctor: Postmortem doctor suddenly went on leave.
Teacher: Tell me a lengthy word in English.
Teacher: What? How?
Student: There is a mile distance between two 's'.
Wife: Can you give me a ring today for our wedding day?
Husband: Sure, tell me your number.