Jokes to relax please
Bride's father: (to a broker)What is the job of Bridegroom?Broker: He is with the railways.
Father: Good. What is he?
Broker: His job is running when the train stops and standing when the train starts running.
Father: That means
Broaker: He sells food packets on the platform.
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Teacher:What is your father?
Student: Father
Teacher: What is his job?
Student: Father
Teacher: (annoyed)Idiot!
Student: No ma'am, my father is a father in a church.
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Mother to children (Two years back): You are always playing outside, you are not staying a minute in the house.
Mother to children (Today): You are always in the room by meddling with your mobiles, go out for playing without dumping yourself in the house.