Jokes to relax this dayOne night at the bedroom suddenly wife's mobile illuminated brightly. Curious husband took that phone read the received message and wake up his wife anger by shouting 'who is the idiot sent a message to you as beautiful?'. Confused wife wear her specs, put the light on and read the message. She told her calmly,'my dear foolish hubby, this is not beautiful but battery full. Read by wearing your specs'.
Doctor told a lady that her husband would survive only seven hours.
Wife shocked and with grief asked her husband what he would like to have.
He asked a super onion masal dosa. She did. By seven o clock he asked sooji halwa. She did. Both went to bed with tears. Husband asked her a big cup of milk with excess sugar. She replied,'enough!let me sleep as I have to inform everyone, arrange purohit and likewise many work to me in the morning'.
Guest has come. Husband asked wife to get coffee.She replied from the kitchen that no milk was in stock. Furious husband went inside and slapped her. By hearing the sound the guest went out. By noting this,
Wife:How is my acting?
Husband:I acted as if I slapped you. How is mine.
Guest appeared suddenly:I have acted as if going out but come back, how is my acting?